Tuesday, December 9, 2008

You Ain't Got No Alibi...


You ugly....Wha?....You Ugly!


So maybe you think I am being harsh? I am... I do love turkeys! I love them for their inner beauty... yea, that's it...

But... while researching the actual words of the Ugly cheer, I stumbled on to this one which scares me:


I'M SEXY, I'M CUTE, I'M POPULAR TO BOOT
I'M BITCHIN, GREAT HAIR
THE BOYS ALL LOVE TO STARE
I'M WANTED, I'M HOT, I'M EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT
I'M PRETTY, I'M COOL, I DOMINATE THIS SCHOOL
WHO AM I, JUST GUESS
GUYS WANNA TOUCH MY CHEST
I'M ROCKIN, I SMILE, AND MANY THINK I'M VILE
I'VE GOT IT, I JUMP, YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T YOU HUMP
I'M MAJOR, I ROAR, I'M SWEAR I'M NOT A WHORE
WE CHEER, WE LEAD, WE ACT LIKE WE'RE ON SPEED
HATE US CAUSE WE'RE BEAUTIFUL
WELL WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
WE'RE CHEERLEADERS, WE ARE CHEERLEADERS!

Now that is what I call ugly! Gimme a U!

And for all of you who don't know the words to the Ugly cheer, here it is:

U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI
YOU UGLY, YEAH (2x) YOU UGLY
M-A-M-A WE KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT WAY
YOUR MAMA, YEAH (2x) YOUR MAMA
D-A-D-D-Y YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT GUY
YOUR DADDY, YEAH (2x) YOU DADDY
C-U-T-E THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANNA BE,
LIKE ME, YEAH (2X) LIKE ME
C-O-U-S-I-N THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU'VE BEEN
YOUR COUSIN, YEAH (2x) YOUR COUSIN
N-A-S-T-Y THAT'S WHY YOU GO HOME AND CRY
YOUR NASTY, YEAH (2x) YOUR NASTY
B-U-T-T THAT'S THE WAY YOU LOOK TO ME
BUTT UGLY, YEAH (2X) BUTT UGLY

What has this world come to? Seriously...

12 comments:

The Birdlady said...

Good grief! Where did you come up with that? Well, The turkey is cute anyway!

Shellmo said...

Hannibal - thank you for the laugh this morning! It's been very long since I heard the "ugly alibi" song - perfect for the turkey!

cuttidad said...

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!! The r-crazy side of Hannibal! Love the photos, but love the personality behind them even more!! Thanks for the giggles this morning.

Craig Glenn said...

Hannibal,

Thanks for this post. It's great to be able to just post what's on your mind! Keep having fun.
Craig

Wrensong Farm said...

Awwww, turkeys....they're so ugly their cute! :) Love the close-up!

Tina said...

Hannibal, what did you have for breakfast?? I want some! That post was pretty funny (2x)!!

MicheleRF said...

So when you say you love their inner beauty do you mean light meat or dark?

Bird Girl said...

Where have I been? Never hear the UGLY alibi! You are a riot! And I shall agree - UGLY - but nice shot! And I think they only look handsome when they are in a full 'gobbler' fan!

Nick S said...

I love the Turkey, ugly or not :-)

Eve said...

Yikes...good thing my daughter is not interested in Cheerleading and MY guineas are MUCH better looking than the turkey pictured here!!!

Funny post and funny comments to boot...or bootie...whatever....

Stacey Huston said...

Well I never did like Cheerleaders, and think maybe I know why now..?? Great Turkey shot. But don't forget, it is all about the inner beauty.. ;-)

Marsha said...

The words make the turkey look down right beautiful! I haven't heard of the ugly cheer before.