You Ain't Got No Alibi...

You ugly....Wha?....You Ugly!


So maybe you think I am being harsh? I am... I do love turkeys! I love them for their inner beauty... yea, that's it...

But... while researching the actual words of the Ugly cheer, I stumbled on to this one which scares me:


I'M SEXY, I'M CUTE, I'M POPULAR TO BOOT
I'M BITCHIN, GREAT HAIR
THE BOYS ALL LOVE TO STARE
I'M WANTED, I'M HOT, I'M EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT
I'M PRETTY, I'M COOL, I DOMINATE THIS SCHOOL
WHO AM I, JUST GUESS
GUYS WANNA TOUCH MY CHEST
I'M ROCKIN, I SMILE, AND MANY THINK I'M VILE
I'VE GOT IT, I JUMP, YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T YOU HUMP
I'M MAJOR, I ROAR, I'M SWEAR I'M NOT A WHORE
WE CHEER, WE LEAD, WE ACT LIKE WE'RE ON SPEED
HATE US CAUSE WE'RE BEAUTIFUL
WELL WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
WE'RE CHEERLEADERS, WE ARE CHEERLEADERS!

Now that is what I call ugly! Gimme a U!

And for all of you who don't know the words to the Ugly cheer, here it is:

U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI
YOU UGLY, YEAH (2x) YOU UGLY
M-A-M-A WE KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT WAY
YOUR MAMA, YEAH (2x) YOUR MAMA
D-A-D-D-Y YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT GUY
YOUR DADDY, YEAH (2x) YOU DADDY
C-U-T-E THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANNA BE,
LIKE ME, YEAH (2X) LIKE ME
C-O-U-S-I-N THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU'VE BEEN
YOUR COUSIN, YEAH (2x) YOUR COUSIN
N-A-S-T-Y THAT'S WHY YOU GO HOME AND CRY
YOUR NASTY, YEAH (2x) YOUR NASTY
B-U-T-T THAT'S THE WAY YOU LOOK TO ME
BUTT UGLY, YEAH (2X) BUTT UGLY

What has this world come to? Seriously...